This made me Pee a little...

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I laughed so hard at this picture!! Maybe it's just the giggly mood I'm in today but this picture (snapped by Martha Stewart) is fantastic! Just take a look at the woman standing across from Tom Cruise and you tell me, what is she thinking?

I have a list of things going on in my head, that's for sure.

In case you haven't heard, Madonna and Gucci held a fundraiser last night, "Raising Malawi and UNICEF", where Mr. Cruise and his Scientolobot wife, (along with many other celebrities) attended.

I have my own feelings about celebrities adopting Country-causes and their orphans while they ignore the considerable need staring at them from around the corner at any one of their estates right here. Perhaps if their windows weren't so heavily tinted or the wall were not so high they might see... Any way, I say, Pick an American city, why don't you?

Nevertheless, if it helps Madge feel better about herself to think she's somehow putting Malawi on the map with this event, sobeit. Far be it from me to rain on anyone's $2,500-10,000.00-a-plate (depending on whom you're seated next to) night.

I do find it interesting however, that Raising Malawi still isn't a registered charity and I've heard many say it's nothing more than a front for the Kabbalah Center in LA and Madonna's patron guru's, namely the (Philip) Berg Family. All of its forms, filings and press releases direct back to the Kabbalah Center, which is also odd (telling?)

Berg’s son Michael started Raising Malawi under the pretext of helping orphans in that impoverished country. But after Madonna helped herself to one, (David Banda) Berg and the rest of the Kabbalah/Raising Malawi group got to work on their real cause: indoctrinating unsuspecting Malawi orphans into their brand of mysticism. FOXNews reporter David Friedman asks: Are we really ready for little Malawian children wearing $26 red strings on their wrists and drinking bottled Kabbalah water, being read bedtime stories written by Madonna and practicing the Zohar? And wearing Gucci loafers as they trick or treat for UNICEF? Or Kabbalah? I suppose we should be.

All this aside, Gucci hopes you won't forget that this reception was planned to coincide with the opening this week of their, self described, massive flagship 5th Avenue store... They don't call her the Material Mom for nothing! Awareness for Malawi and Gucci - it's gotta be a good thing!

Now tell me... What is this woman thinking as she gazes over Tom Cruise? I just checked and this picture does not appear in the dictionary under "unimpressed", so keep guessing!